Friday, November 13

Bad Friday



i intended to blog this on Wednesday night but procrastination's my forte so yeah,
happy 13th Friday everyone.
mine was horrid, with rain , stupid spree hosts with absolutely no flexibility,
& idiots who cant seem to settle with 1 tennis court and have to swap&swap&swap.
i swapped my plans so many times ,
i ended up in town shopping with 5 inch heels.
and my feet reached home naked and dead like cold fish.


so this was my Wednesday afternoon.
with Timon, and Junping on top .
was nice warm afternoon at haji,
without me at work and minimal lj xmm (xiao mei meis)

we took a break from the dustiness of masquerade,
grabbed a lemonade , sat there and whine our afternoon away.
actually it wasnt all that long, we sat for 15minutes or so.
and concluded that rude people dont need our help.

may i add that my tann lines r hideous,
and i'd like to lose them and along with some brown.
i think im too tann , idk i just think fair people looks much nicer in pictures than a tann one?

im just saying..
that my entire chest is fair, and my arm is totally brownie.


meh , time for more sunblock + sunscreen with spf capped at its maximumz.
and probably more long sleeves and long skirts as well.
no more tanning, i need long sleeve tennis tops and sarong like skirts .

and i just bought the pwettiest swim suit sighhh
sucha waste to be swimming at night with sucha pretty thing like this !



anyway,
we strolled haji . my workplace is , under renovation ...
and i cant wait to start next week !

i've gotta few job application invites for duplex so,
i passed it to ahmad and a few others .
gonna work with ahmad's gonna be so damn fun, + imagine all the catching up we can do
+ get paid. + fantastish
got bored.so here's masquerade for you.
you'd be able to decipher my obession.






obsessed with rainbows and tulles and ruffles and omgpolkadots
and why is that even those i absolutely adored them , i hardly wear them out anymore :(

because 1) there's no occasion
2) think i'd look like a walking freakshow
but that's why i say everyday's halloween.
you know, like an excuse to look stoopz every other day .
i like.
astonaut hanging with octo's head, and bag of dread locks that looks like snakes and worms.

1) HAHAHAHA @ TIM'S HEAD + SHIRT
2) Skinny Spidey
3) my freakish baby face, those are my real teeth ha ha
im not buck tooth i just like extending them out with my eyeballs enlarged.
4) sea horse


super pretty masks i wish i can wear everyday like MJ's kids
not because im famous (duh) or anything,
just looks swelllll like a bird with human body.
bah what am i talking about , we'd look ridiculous.

speks galore , 1/5 of the section
so this is where ahlian models get their white boots for car shows
the stuff we got , part of it anyway.

alll the preparations for the ACS (Barker) Carnival which is happening later!
Saturday, 14th November.
we're helping out with the haunted house so yeah whoever's going,
drop by.
think im gonna be a ghost , or a mad bride.
that's if im not too lazy to drive down.


did i mention how much i hate parking,
& the morning rush !%$^
where everyone's so damn generous with their horning,
chionging and basically very uncourteous .

and parking, good Lord.
i spent 15minutes getting out of THIS LOT ON TOP,
long story . you cant be bothered anyway .
and drove 10minutes with my handbrakes on hahahaha
'Shit man what's that cracking sound'
' why isnt my car moving when im not holding down the brakes'
' mmmmm what's this red light here uh '
i am so , *strangles self * !!! stuupid.
time to buck up , xx

Monday, November 9

Clay Hamsters & shu


so if you've been folllowing me on twitter,
you'd know that storm - my hamster, has given birth

to a buncha' 6 gnawing little squeaky creatures which are so damnnnn cute

am gonnna spam another 2 more pictures of them because they're are insanely adorable
i wanna pick them up right now and squeeze the nuts out of their pouches



ignore red chipped nails which manicured 1 day before halloween,
it's my fault really. im such a klutz at opening bottles, typing yadayada
but whatever , as long as they stay for at least 4 days un-paint chip , happy enough
-
Happy Sunday everyone, clearly chunky's been kept at home for too long.
so there's pictures for today and at last something to blog about my bleak sick week

actually, not all that bleak come to think about it !!
i've been driving alot , to school , to tim's school, to pick tim up, singing songs in the car, picking thaddeus up, driving in the rain and not feeling a single drop on my hair - shiokness

driving to anywhere we wanted to eat, able to carry everything out without feeling a single weight on my shoulders because my car is my new mega awesome big bag !

driving the boys in school around school, dropping them at busstops, embarassing them because im a girl driving 5 boys (1 front, 4 squished behind) around , letting desmond drive the car was a bad idea.

getting dozey after 15mins of taking my meds because cough syrup is, drowsy.
flunking my financial planner exam on Sunday morning's a real start though .

SO ANYWAY,
after the bad paper tim picked me, and met sheldon for brunch.

we had macs because their monopoly shit is so damn addictive,
(and speaking of which, omg i left today's monopoly tabs back at macs !!! :( -.- zzzz )
(and we had a free apple pie tab , shucks)
(i am Singaporean, an excuse to be a cheapskate so whats your problem, you buy me apple pie luh)

cabbed over to kensington's clay courts , one and only clay courts in Sg!
because BRADAL wanted to try, so we all went ahead with it anyway.

clay courts are so damn , hard to run
and i've said this like 4 times today but i swear i almost broke my spine while playing today
the rocks were damn slipppery

whoever who wanted to go there please wear high socks, clay court shoes,
an contact barry because i think he's probably the only one who wants to go back there

my brother bear, who really needs some hair
he is 16 and hairless
i know because he told me, and showed me then after
no , i do not peep or spy, on my brother?!?!


mediocre court experience aside,
at least we had happy 1st time shots from the handsome ang moh ha ha
that's worth 15bux/hr man


longgggg walk out of the estate
we saw a snake, a black snake.
a couple of boxers - as in, the dog breed.
a persian .
and a dead bat which i scream my guts out at

i should've taken a picture of the bat, 'twas insane.
it's like, halloween decor permanently on the public road
!%$#^%%$^ grosss!@!@!

thank you bradal for hooking us up with the courts
next time dont ever listen to thaddeus for bus advice meh

-
after 1hr of tennis , tim & i headed to town.
collected a christmas package from topshop.
i love Wingtai , and topshop so damn generous *.*
and the night was spent strolling orchard from ion to taka, and ion , to wisma.

on the train ride home, was flipping throught this month's catalog
on how to do the smokey eyes make up thing
okay so , i DO KNOW, how to do eye make up for stage performances, dances etc.
and they all tend to be reallly strong & thick,
like 1/2 of the entire eyeshadow is used up , yup THAT MUCH.

so anyway, i cant do the everyday kind of smokey eyes like you know,
casual stuff. apply and head to town without looking like im shopping before a performance

i followed the tutorial in catalog and i ended up looking like i got boxed.
i know everyone kindda looks boxed when they do this smokey crap but,
how's it that i actually look normal on prom night with it !

the makeup artist was really good, and im just another noob at this.
yuhhh so ugry look @ picture 2,
i have no words to describe how i look like but i figured,
maybe because i was using brown eyeshadow instead of the jet black they're asking me.

HA HA HA , okay no.
im just really nehneh that i dont have any pictures of me on my blog because my boyfriend
doesnt want to take nice ones for me.
so i resort to taking my own and hope that no one walks in on me while doing it because
it'll just look really awkward and retarded.
just imagine .

today, nicole's friend sophia complimented on my hair
(OHYES MY BRAIDS ARE GONE BTW,SINCE LAST SUNDAY!)
(Because i dont want anyone from jail to recognise me)
(& because it's really starting to inch, 2 months yo)

my hair is in dire need of some form of treatment but,
thank you anyway , made my day :)
im so easily contented, go me!
and this is made-my-day no. 2 :)

and no post is ever complete without some shoe porn so,
a few months back i was on the verge of clicking 'COMFIRM' after filling up the credit card payment form for these , mad dream shoes of mine :
but i didnt.
and tonight i see my size again, the urge is back.

i am going to sell alll the stuff that's to be sold,
and work my ass off at haji.

it's 500bux.

xx nite all ,
what a longggg post after so long

Tuesday, November 3

License

i ought to put up the triangle sign picture above instead but i cant help but share my new love.
and yes I DO KNOW, that when i strut around in these people around me will go
boomz / ha ha leopard prings because Singaporeans just cant stop harping on that pretty damn old joke of ris low's.

like how last friday i was wearing zebra pants around , and i could hear people booming around me. and how Jason greeted me with 'wahaha leopard !!! , prings ah ! " zzzz

it's so sad that that dumb brick of a china swine ruin animal prints in fashion.

enough about her. i got my license today , and today's a day to remember fo'sure.
mom thinks i got it by wearing a pretty low cut top but i beg to differ,
im just good and i got 6 points.
okay not fab but still , better than you who cant drive yet nub . nuib.

drivinggg to school tmr , i am suffering from an inflamed throat and bad cough

GBM

Monday, November 2

Halloween 09

started at 1am,ish ,31st October where i was handcuffed and brought to the cop's car.
a 15minute cold ride, chiffon shirt over obviously does no good with all its holes and sheerness.
spoke to the cop next to me, she's nice.she pulled up my slipping shirt because i was cold, and shivering because i was in a car i would have never dreamt of sitting in, and downpours outside,
18degree aircon blasting.

i spent 10hours in the cantoument shithole. Alex you're a life saviour thank you so much.

i'll probaby leave the rest of the story for closer friends, or type it out here when everything's over. but this year's halloween was costumeless & partyless. saving my gown for next year's,
or maybe for christmas you never know.

so i was talking to tim about the whole, police station jail thing.car. yada.

tania : awesome now that i've sat in a policecar, the only bad vehicle which i havent sat on would be the ambulance, mmm and the fireman truck. and an army tank.

timon : yeah and that's the last time you're taking that ride .

- long pause -

timon : but actually quite cool uh, get to sit inside and get handcuffed behind as well. i'd like to know how that feels ... wow ..

tania : you are a retard , laugh laugh laugh ha

and did i mention, i overslept my 3rd final driving lesson which cost 68bux and i still have to pay.
ahwell, what a bad weekend. but 'twas pleasantly fun. still hate the sound of cantoument tho.

xx

Wednesday, October 28

tutu

finally, found the , almost perfect tutu. and bought it home as well .
very pleased with my buy , happy , estatic infact ! was coming up with all sorts of outfits with it
till i got really unhappy with a particular shole.

i am now regretting my buy , i still love it very much.
i am regretting because i would've felt so much better about it,
because it's just so much better coming from you.

happy 1.5years btw, which happened last friday.

Friday, October 23

Today , i spoke German


& i went for vicky's art exhibition


& i took pictures of burgar , new pudding because
R.I.P squeak
depressing that you had to go the most cruel way,
through the jaws of tiny the worse dashund anyone can own
i am sorry , we are, for not covering your tank who led to your escape
which led to tiny's mouth















i wish i had more time to spend at the art exhibit but vv, your work made my 30minutes worth of public transport worth travelling. a little freakish with the flash ass / mooning girl in bloodpink tutu but, anyway , it's 1.36am time for bed, seeyou soon vv mumummumum

Thursday, October 22

Food Diary

the other day, got 2 moleskin notebooks for $21.95.
it's the size of your palm , okay my palm if your palm's tiny/massive .
pretty pricey.. but really pretty with plain beighy papers inside, quality stuff
leather like cover, black.

okay so it's my brand new take-me-everywhere sketch book,
and i must get back to jotting down thigh burning tips because i am so banked on losing them.
i even got myself a yoga mat today !
bludy thighs, i am jinxed with leg problems.

update sooon, school's smooth , for now ;) x